sitting in a Kindergarten class, kids are at circle time:

Teacher (holding a book): So we have a book here about a pig with a job! What kind of job do you think a pig can do?

:teacher calls on student:

Yes?

Student: Be a pig.

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Teacher: So what kind of jobs do you do at home? :calls on student: Yes?
Student: I do everything!!!
Teacher: What?!?! What do you mean you do everything?
Student: Yes! My mom and dad make me do everything!
Teacher: :looks at him unbelievably: Okay. When do you do all of this?
Student: The first ten minutes when I get home.
Teacher: What do you mean the first ten minutes?! You probably wouldn’t be done until really late after cleaning your room, washing dishes, taking out the trash, cleaning the whole house…
Student: :smiles sheepishly and shrugs:

Me: :hiding behind my hand busting out with laughter at the scene: